Why don't local venues send me listings like this?

Why don't local venues send me listings like this?

Actually why don't we have any local venues putting on this quantity of gigs? I can't complain too loud I suppose, as the Cheesegrater has put some shows on and I've not been along yet, but harrumpf anyway. This is from York Fibbers:

Hi, this is a list of our forthoming gigs:

Thu 28 May 2009 TWISTED WHEEL Fri 29 May 2009 MR HUDSON Fri 29 May 2009 IDIOTEQUE CLUB Sat 30 May 2009 SNEAKYPEEKS Mon 01 Jun 2009 H.E.A LIVE Mon 01 Jun 2009 BEATCAKE Tue 02 Jun 2009 THE JOY FORMIDABLE Wed 03 Jun 2009 AIDEN Thu 04 Jun 2009 THE BUCCANEERS Fri 05 Jun 2009 HUNGRY GHOSTS Sat 06 Jun 2009 A JOKERS RAGE Mon 08 Jun 2009 DINOSAUR PILE-UP Tue 09 Jun 2009 CLUB 13-17 Wed 10 Jun 2009 KING CREOSOTE Thu 11 Jun 2009 STEADLUR Fri 12 Jun 2009 STANDBYS Sun 14 Jun 2009 TELEGRAPHS Mon 15 Jun 2009 THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS Tue 16 Jun 2009 ACOUSTIC LADYLAND Thu 18 Jun 2009 BADDIES Fri 19 Jun 2009 GENERAL FIASCO Sat 20 Jun 2009 WITH ONE LAST BREATH Mon 22 Jun 2009 PEOPLE IN PLANES Wed 24 Jun 2009 RICKY WARWICK & EDDIE SPAGHETTI Thu 25 Jun 2009 MONEEN Fri 26 Jun 2009 IMPACT Sat 27 Jun 2009 SEX PISTOLS EXPERIENCE Wed 01 Jul 2009 ME MY HEAD Thu 02 Jul 2009 SWIMWEAR JUNIORS Sat 04 Jul 2009 GHOST OF A THOUSAND Sun 05 Jul 2009 JOHN OTWAY SOLO Tue 07 Jul 2009 FAILSAFE Wed 08 Jul 2009 EVE SELIS

Fibbers Stonebow House The Stonebow York YO1 7NP

fibbers@fibbers.co.uk 01904 651 250 tickets available at ticketweb - www.ticketweb.co.uk / 08700 600 100

If John Otway came to Folkestone, I would almost definitely go...

⬅️ :: So people say Cream never played at Toft's... ➡️
Thu May 28 2009

This is my website The 'Gerald that I built in a fury of excitement when I first moved here sometime in '04. I'd been a regular visitor for a few years before that so I am technically one of those Down From Londons you get now. The site was updated more frequently with a gig calendar and voting for best venues and things, and I know it was a handy reference for others who were thinking of moving to the area. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though only a couple of miles) it doesn't get as much attention as it used to. Ironic really as The town is now becoming the exciting place we always thought it was just about to. My name is not Gerald BTW, this comes from a pretend paper in an episode of Brasseye or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local paper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are great aren't they? Do contact me if you have anything to offer, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on Twitter.