RE: Folkestone recycling - 11013

RE: Folkestone recycling - 11013

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Well, it was 1994 when I was last living in the great village of Folkestone, but at the time I was trying my very best with the Folkestone & Hythe council to seriously consider a plant whereby unhappy males could take their drunken partners and, erm... sort of 'recycle' the women. Trouble was - I stipulated that the council must provide legal proof via the High Court of Civil Rights in London, that, in fact the females listed on a 'confirmation portfolio paper', would never be able to hit me with a telephone handset over my head - without due care and attention.

The case failed miserably, and several handsets were beginning to resemble ballistic missiles in court. Some members of the sandwich-handout team almost became bankrupt, when a whole tuna-mayonnaise buffet table, including the fresh bread (and the tweasers to pick the bones out the uncooked fish) was totally devastated by a blast by someone who had already eaten the 120 EGG & CABBAGE SARNIES ....ouch!

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01 Mar 2008

Over to you, discussion about anything local, but please be considerate... Folkestone on TV, Kent gigs, find a flatmate, rent a room, news, what' new, local events, for sale, whatever... hmm this kinda slumped a bit didn't it? But it's still here after most of the other johnny-come-latelies gave up again! Folkestone Gerald was here before Folkestone was cool, and it'll still be here after! Probably. Email me if you want to do a deal, pauly @ this domain

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