Check the lunchbox, and then check it again smarty pants...

Check the lunchbox, and then check it again smarty pants...

Haha Folkestone dad Lee Webb sent his three year old to "smarty pants" nursery in Folkestone with a bag of drugs and knives instead of his packed lunch, it says here... Shocking! I'm sure lunch is provided at number two son's nursery.

⬅️ :: Folkestone's HEART, Folkestone's new museum ➡️
Tue Jan 13 2015

This is part of my site The 'Gerald that I built in a fury of excitement when I first moved here in approximately 2004. I'd been a frequent visitor for a few years before that but I am technically one of those DFLs you get nowadays. The site was updated more frequently with a gig calendar and voting for favourite venues and stuff, and I know it was a useful reference for those who were moving to the area. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though only to Hythe) it doesn't get as much attention as it used to. Ironic really as The town is becoming the exciting place we knew it was about to become. I am not Gerald by the way, this comes from a pretend newspaper in an episode of Brasseye or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local paper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are great aren't they? Do contact me if you have something to offer, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on the twitter.