Hmm lovely! Nurse Dale Bolinger of Canterbury bought an axe in Broadstairs and arranged to meet a teenage girl in Ashford, for the purpose of killing her with the axe and then eating her. I'm only really disappointed that Folkestone does not get a look in in this most kentish cannibalism tale.
Hey Dad where did your thumb that was amputated go? Do you recognise this nurse..?
This is my website The Folkestone Gerald that I built in a fury of excitement when I first came here sometime in 2004. I'd been a frequent visitor for a while before that but I am technically one of those Down From Londons you get nowadays. The site was updated more frequently with a gig calendar and voting for favourite venues and things, and I know it was a useful reference for others who were moving here. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though just to Hythe) it doesn't get as much attention as it used to. Ironic really as The town is now becoming the exciting place we always thought it was just about to. My name is not Gerald by the way, this comes from a pretend newspaper in an episode of Brasseye or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local paper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are GRATE aren't they? Do get in touch if you have anything to contribute, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on the twitter.