Ooh ah, touch my bum

Ooh ah, touch my bum

I knew there was a recruitment fair at The Leas Cliff Hall last week, but no-one told me there would be VIP guests. Apparently they asked all the other local celebs (Vic Reeves, Lily Savage, Dot Cotton, seem to have missed me) if they could come and open it, but all busy, so The Cheeky Girls did it. They live locally, and did it for free, on the condition they could play their new single Cheeky Flamenco, is this normal at a provincial job fair?

⬅️ :: Kerching! ➡️
Mon Oct 04 2004

This is my site The 'Gerald that I built in a frenzy of excitement when we first moved here in approximately '04. I'd been a frequent visitor for a while previous to that so I am technically one of those Down From Londons you get now. The site was updated more frequently with a gig calendar and voting for favourite venues and things, and I know it was a handy resource for others who were thinking of moving to the area. Now I've moved out of Folkestone again (though only a couple of miles) it doesn't get as much love as it used to. Ironic really as Folkestone itself is becoming the exciting place we knew it was just about to. I am not Gerald BTW, this comes from a fake newspaper in an episode of The Day Today or something, the Portsmouth Gerald, and how there is a local newspaper here called the Folkestone Herald. Puns like this are GRATE aren't they? Do contact me if you have anything to offer, email anythign @ this domain, or try @folkestone or @pauly on the twitter.